Travis Kelces old tweets reveal a chill, unproblematic bro who cant spell
As I’m fond of saying, Taylor Swift’s fanbase is the largest investigative body in the world. Taylor has tens of millions of dedicated fans who have spent years studying Taylor’s complicated web of Easter eggs, lyrics, interviews, photos, liner notes, shoes, and much, much more. They track her private planes. They document every single scrap of every one of her relationships. They develop complicated, evidence-based theories about her sexuality. One of the darkest parts of the Swifties-as-detectives is that they go too far all the time and apply those “investigative” skills to people adjacent to Taylor. Doxxing and harassment of snake enemies, cruelty towards Taylor’s boyfriends’ exes, making The Kid Mero get the FBI involved when the Swifties threatened his kids. Matt Healy still hasn’t recovered from the Swifties finding all of his sh-tty, racist behavior.
Well, the Swifties have spent a lot of time and effort looking through Travis Kelce’s Twitter account. Travis has been on Twitter since September 2009, when he was just shy of 20 years old. The Swifties found all of his old tweets from his early 20s. For most men, this would be a journey to the darkest parts of their lives – their social media habits before they were famous, before anyone cared, before they were dating one of the most famous women in the world. But this story has a happy ending, because Travis Kelce was a hilarious tweeter back in the day and the dude was shockingly unproblematic for a guy that age in 2009-11. Either that or he deleted all of the problematic tweets long, long ago. Update: It looks like that milkshake-ducked pretty quickly – the Daily Beast reports that Travis and his people deleted all of his most problematic tweets in recent weeks, stuff about “ugly women” and fatphobic sh-t.
Some of my favorites of the Vintage Trav Collection are: misspelling everything, his love of Chipotle, his Zen-like approach to nature. The Swifties think Travis is THE Golden Retriever Boyfriend and I have to agree.
i understand taylor swift now. it's every girl's biggest dream to be able to text their dog. and that's sort of the vibe travis kelce is bringing to the table
— bald ann dowd (@ali_sivi) November 15, 2023
It's a love story, baby just say "when" ❤️🧀 https://t.co/Gp1oi1oi2u
— Olive Garden (@olivegarden) November 15, 2023
This is the funniest way I've ever heard someone describe the crucifixion https://t.co/DbEHKxGTs7
— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) November 15, 2023
taylor swift in 2011: from when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight, and did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? just between us, did the love affair maim you too?
travis kelce in 2011: i just gave a squirle a peice of bread pic.twitter.com/VSqRoG2TcY
— veronica 19/11 (@folklorexcvi) November 15, 2023
frankely baby pic.twitter.com/oxTiratowo
— shay (@shayvswift) November 15, 2023
missed place is right actually pic.twitter.com/gZ7LcTJ8eL
— shay (@shayvswift) November 15, 2023
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LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA – JULY 18: American football tight end Travis Kelce arrives at The ‘Players Party’ 2022 Co-Hosted By Michael Rubin, MLBPA And Fanatics held at the City Market Social House on July 18, 2022 in Los Angeles, California, United States.,Image: 708357135, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Pictured: Travis Kelce, Credit line: Xavier Collin / Image Press Agency / Avalon 
HOLLYWOOD, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA – JULY 20: American football tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League Travis Kelce arrives at the 2022 ESPY Awards held at the Dolby Theatre on July 20, 2022 in Hollywood, Los Angeles, California, United States.,Image: 708816400, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Pictured: Travis Kelce, Credit line: Xavier Collin / Image Press Agency / Avalon 
THERMAL, COACHELLA VALLEY, RIVERSIDE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA, USA – APRIL 15: Travis Kelce arrives at the REVOLVE Festival 2023 celebrating the 20th Anniversary of REVOLVE in partnership with The h.wood Group on April 15, 2023 in Thermal, Coachella Valley, Riverside County, California, United States.,Image: 769978238, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Pictured: Travis Kelce, Credit line: Image Press Agency / Image Press Agency / Avalon
New York City, NY – Travis Kelce arrives at the SNL dinner at Lattanzi in New York City Pictured: Travis Kelce BACKGRID USA 28 FEBRUARY 2023 BYLINE MUST READ: BlayzenPhotos / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients – Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication* 
New York, NY – NFL stars Travis Kelce and Patrick Mahones touch down ahead of their game against the NY Jets in New York. Pictured: Travis Kelce, BACKGRID USA 30 SEPTEMBER 2023 BYLINE MUST READ: PapCulture / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients – Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication* 
New York, NY – Lovebirds Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are all smiles while exiting The Waverly Inn in New York City. The hot new couple attracted the attention of a small group of ‘Swifties’ who were so very excited to catch a glimpse of their favorite pop star! Pictured: Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce BACKGRID USA 15 OCTOBER 2023 USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com *UK Clients – Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication*
United States President Joe Biden is presented a jersey from Quarterback Patrick Mahomes and Tight End Travis Kelce as he welcomes the Kansas City Chiefs to celebrate their victory in Super Bowl LVII on the South Lawn of the White House in Washington. Featuring: President Joe Biden, Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelce Where: Washington, District of Columbia, United States When: 05 Jun 2023 Credit: Yuri Gripas/POOL via CNP/startraksphoto.com 
Los Angeles premiere of Netflix’s ‘Quarterback’ at TUDUM Theater Featuring: Travis Kelce Where: Los Angeles, California, United States When: 11 Jul 2023 Credit: Faye’s Vision/Cover Images 
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